August 11, 2009

• Roommate Wanted Part 2

  Roomate Wanted

  Geographically mobile, professional, God fearing SAM in a 1000 sq ft. condomium ISO roommate with which to share meals, thoughts, and living space.  Should be willing to share ideas, learning and music.  Love of travel is a must, as well as willingness to change venues as life requires.  Only one bed available; to be shared.

  May have to put up with sin, selfishness and stubborness, but can expect to receive affection, support and encouragement.  Should prepare to be seranaded with song and regaled with poetry as well as showered with little gifts.

  Only a permanent position is available.  Serious, Godly, female applicants only.  Casually interested readers need not apply.  

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  Roommate Wanted

  Geographically mobile, professional, God-fearing SAM lives in 1600 sq ft. posh condominium ISO roommate with which to share meals, dreams, languages, thoughts, living space, quiet moments and raucous laughter.  Should be passionate about learning, music and culture, willing to delve deeply and range broadly on all manner of topics.

  Should be cheerful and joyful in the Lord, not because life is easy, but because God is good.  Love of travel is a must, as well as a willingness to change venues as the Lord requires.  One bed available, to be shared exuberantly.  Expect occassional nocturnal activities marked with passion, tenderness, intensity and a bit of necessary roughness.

  Will have to put up with sin, selfishness and stuborness, but will receive affection, support, encouragement, and tireless lovemaking.  May also have to put up with extemporaneous song and poetry, dramatic gestures, and turbid emotionality.  Should also expect to receive unexpected flowers and small gifts.

  Death-to-us-part covenant only.  Serious, Godly, musical, polyglot, females only.  Casually interested readers need not apply.

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